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"We shouldn't hunt rabbits Dad, we should breed them! According to Fibonacci, we would then have an endless food supply..."

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

An Unexpected Guest.

Happy Easter

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

Surprise in the salad bowl

Magic Tricks

"You might want to start bringing more carrots home, dear. I think I have an ingrown hare."

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

Disco Bunny.

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

Easter Egg Island

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"

Easter Egg Delivery

"Which one's yours?"

Book: 'From prey to predator in 30 days.'

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

'Your future looks charming.'

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

"Think about it: You're about to create fifty two orphans!"

Stockwell's day

"This family seems to multiply every year."

"I'm afraid, Mr. Cottontail, that all that hopping down the bunny trail has taken a toll on your hips."

'How could you flunk multiplication?'