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"That was the easy part. Now get them back in the hat."

An Unexpected Guest.

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

"Yup! Its time to feed the cattle."

Magic Tricks

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...

Disco Bunny.

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

Book: 'From prey to predator in 30 days.'

'I'm not a happy bunny.'

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

'How are you at thinking outside the flocks?'

Easter Egg Delivery

"Think about it: You're about to create fifty two orphans!"

"It's not carrots but the love of carrots that's the root of all evil."

Dust Bunny

'How could you flunk multiplication?'

Put on your Easter bonnet!

'The first day on the job was not going well for Al...'

"Hey, how did you get your vaccine before me?"

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

Free salad bar.

"Every year in March, I have to remind you Mr Hare, you're not going crazy, it's just the mating season: it will pass..."

"It would be better with a protein, but add-ons are so expensive."

"Your tattoo doesn't make you look scary. It's a cute little floppy eared bunny."

"Eat lots of carrots."

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

"I'm thinking of switching to an all vegan diet...based on carrots...mainly carrots..."

Yes, the salad was vegan. In fact, we even offered it first to all the bunnies in the area, each of whom insisted that, no, he was quite full, and he'd like you to have it.

Forcing the Rabbit to Eat the Magicians Hat.

'It's a terrific family business: We have about 53 staff-members...'

'I warned you that the fertility drugs might have side effects.'