Bunny Herder Gifts

"That was the easy part. Now get them back in the hat."

An Unexpected Guest.

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

"Yup! Its time to feed the cattle."

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...

Disco Bunny.

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

Magic Tricks

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

"Think about it: You're about to create fifty two orphans!"

'I'm not a happy bunny.'

'How are you at thinking outside the flocks?'

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

Easter Egg Delivery

Book: 'From prey to predator in 30 days.'

"It's not carrots but the love of carrots that's the root of all evil."

'How could you flunk multiplication?'

Dust Bunny

"Hey, how did you get your vaccine before me?"

Put on your Easter bonnet!

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

'The first day on the job was not going well for Al...'

"Every year in March, I have to remind you Mr Hare, you're not going crazy, it's just the mating season: it will pass..."

"It would be better with a protein, but add-ons are so expensive."

"Your tattoo doesn't make you look scary. It's a cute little floppy eared bunny."

Free salad bar.

"Eat lots of carrots."

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

'I warned you that the fertility drugs might have side effects.'

Forcing the Rabbit to Eat the Magicians Hat.

Mind them while I go shopping and I'll give you 50 bucks extra!

"I'm thinking of switching to an all vegan diet...based on carrots...mainly carrots..."

'It's a terrific family business: We have about 53 staff-members...'