Humorous Herder Gifts

Call of the domesticated.

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

For speedy operation and ease of control get a pony.

"Yup! Its time to feed the cattle."

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

'How are you at thinking outside the flocks?'

'Where's my horse?'

'The first day on the job was not going well for Al...'

Inappropriate horse whispering.

'I know you like your stallions tall Mary, but a clydesdale?'

Man with twisted legs using a twisted walking stick.

Never clip him yourself unless you are an expert.

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

Mind them while I go shopping and I'll give you 50 bucks extra!

"I'd love to help but at the moment I'm saddled with this enormous mortgage."

"Hi honey, do we need anything for the junk drawer?"

"I don't think you're getting the point of this exercise."

"I don't care what the job pays. . . I'm never herding cats again!"

'Plastic bags, dogs, dogs behind gates, strange smells, pigs, strange noises...heck! It would be quicker to tell you what doesn't spook me!'

"God, I hate cows."

'He thinks he's so hot but, personally, I'd rather be artificially inseminated.'

"I dumped my stable companion, he was seeing another pony!"

Oh yeah, that's right. Now everyone wants to know the radiator cow.

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

Oat Cuisine in Horse's Nosebag

And balance with practice.

Don't look a Gift Horse in the Mouth

"My GPS says we’re not even close to the trail … and it’s blaming you."

Bit on the Side

Horse selling second hand shoes as lucky charms.

"Ask me about my long face."

"You're a bully."

"Shepherd Herder Hunter Thinker"