Mind them while I go shopping and I'll give you 50 bucks extra!
Little Human Herder Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone who’s a little human herder? Whether they’re managing a tiny troop at home or in the classroom, find amusing and heartfelt items that capture their vibrant energy. Perfect for the creative organizer, our collection of products punningly celebrates their superpower of keeping little ones happily in line. Bright, witty, and a little bit mischievous—these gifts bring a smile and a nod of recognition.
'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'
'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'
"Yup! Its time to feed the cattle."
'How are you at thinking outside the flocks?'
Rocking Horse
Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.
"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"
Education Guidance
'The first day on the job was not going well for Al...'
"She does this when she's tired."
'...OK so you've got the herd mentality... now go out tere and be a herd... now move!'
"So...what are you in for?"
Kindergarten Primary School Teacher
'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'
The young Shepherd was determined to show the flock who was the boss!
"I don't care what the job pays. . . I'm never herding cats again!"
'He's a goatee herder.'
'Plastic bags, dogs, dogs behind gates, strange smells, pigs, strange noises...heck! It would be quicker to tell you what doesn't spook me!'
Shepherd buying a shepherd's pie.
"Damn, she's good."
"Your resume says you specialize in field work."
"God, I hate cows."
"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."
'I was going to hunt for them. Then I thought hey - why not just clone new ones!'
"My platform can be summarized in a single word: Leadership!"
"We're good herding dogs, but that drone can't be good for job security."
"That was the easy part. Now get them back in the hat."
Cowboy to round up cows on the moon.
"You're a bully."
"Shepherd Herder Hunter Thinker"
'Polo dear, we're going to play Polo, not Water-Polo...'
It's a working vacation.
"Hey! Who's this little guy?"
'My neighbor hates to fix fence...'
Little Human Herder Gifts Collection
Little Human Herder Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for the little human herder—funny, witty, and just the right size for their coffee breaks.
Little Human Herder Pillows
Add humor and comfort with pillows that celebrate the lively spirit of a little human herder.
Little Human Herder Prints
Brighten up their space with prints that showcase the humor and warmth of being a little human herder.
Little Human Herder T-Shirts
Find the perfect t-shirt for your favorite little human herder—fun, comfortable, and packed with personality.