Tiny Human Herder Gifts

"Hey! Who's this little guy?"

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

Pony Rides

'This is a fine time to leave! What if the doctor delivers the baby while you're out!'

"Yup! Its time to feed the cattle."

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

'How are you at thinking outside the flocks?'

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

'The first day on the job was not going well for Al...'

"She does this when she's tired."

"So...what are you in for?"

'...OK so you've got the herd mentality... now go out tere and be a herd... now move!'

Kindergarten Primary School Teacher

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

'Do you believe how easy it is to find corn on the internet?'

Mind them while I go shopping and I'll give you 50 bucks extra!

The young Shepherd was determined to show the flock who was the boss!

"I don't care what the job pays. . . I'm never herding cats again!"

"Oh, he's cute, all right, but he's got the temperament of a car alarm."

'Plastic bags, dogs, dogs behind gates, strange smells, pigs, strange noises...heck! It would be quicker to tell you what doesn't spook me!'

Shepherd buying a shepherd's pie.

'He's a goatee herder.'

"Your resume says you specialize in field work."

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

'I was going to hunt for them. Then I thought hey - why not just clone new ones!'

"God, I hate cows."

"Damn, she's good."

"My platform can be summarized in a single word: Leadership!"

"We're good herding dogs, but that drone can't be good for job security."

Cowboy to round up cows on the moon.

"You're a bully."

"That was the easy part. Now get them back in the hat."

"Shepherd Herder Hunter Thinker"

'My neighbor hates to fix fence...'

'You don't know what a treat it is for me to run into you!'