Tiny Human Tamer Gifts

"She does this when she's tired."

"So...what are you in for?"

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

The Baby Walker

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

A midwife holding a baby

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

Coping with a strong-willed child

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

Litter Tray Training

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

'No, that wasn't your mother calling to ask if you were okay. That was your mother calling to ask if I was okay.'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

'Do you have any books on controlling little monsters?'

Mum and the Sleepless Baby

"So, who would you like me to call first, dear, the plumber or the exterminator?"

'This is Tyler; he's mommy's precious little feral-angel.'

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

Lion Tamers School - Lion licking his lips examiner marking a fail

Crying baby

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

Parenting Business Deals

Mood Swings.

Education Guidance

"Slide, Howie!!! Slide!"

Happy Tots Day Care.

"I wish he'd slow the hell down." "I wish he'd hurry the hell up."

"Tell the truth, Ezra. Does it look like he's being a more effective parent than me?"

Luck is when good classroom management skills meets a day when distruptice students are absent.

'The health and safety officer isn't happy. He want's you to tie your shoelaces.'

Quiet Time

'Mr Godzilla - you need anger management!'