Tiny Terror Tamer Gifts

"His bark is bigger than his bite."

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

The Baby Walker

A midwife holding a baby

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

Coping with a strong-willed child

To do before Saturday...

Secretive Weigh In.

'No, that wasn't your mother calling to ask if you were okay. That was your mother calling to ask if I was okay.'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

'Do you have any books on controlling little monsters?'

Mum and the Sleepless Baby

Crying baby

'This is Tyler; he's mommy's precious little feral-angel.'

Mood Swings.

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

Parenting Business Deals

Happy Tots Day Care.

"I wish he'd slow the hell down." "I wish he'd hurry the hell up."

"What if my inner demons want to write about bunnies?"

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

Atomic Bear: Part 5

"Tell the truth, Ezra. Does it look like he's being a more effective parent than me?"

"Slide, Howie!!! Slide!"

"She does this when she's tired."

Quiet Time

'Mr Godzilla - you need anger management!'

"So...what are you in for?"