Tiny Terror Tamer Pillows

"His bark is bigger than his bite."

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

The Baby Walker

A midwife holding a baby

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

Coping with a strong-willed child

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

Secretive Weigh In.

To do before Saturday...

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

'No, that wasn't your mother calling to ask if you were okay. That was your mother calling to ask if I was okay.'

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

Mum and the Sleepless Baby

'Do you have any books on controlling little monsters?'

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

'This is Tyler; he's mommy's precious little feral-angel.'

Parenting Business Deals

Mood Swings.

Crying baby

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

"I wish he'd slow the hell down." "I wish he'd hurry the hell up."

"Tell the truth, Ezra. Does it look like he's being a more effective parent than me?"

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

"Slide, Howie!!! Slide!"

"What if my inner demons want to write about bunnies?"

"She does this when she's tired."

Quiet Time

'Mr Godzilla - you need anger management!'

"So...what are you in for?"

Dad's home