Tiny Terror Tamers Pillows

"…Ok, tough guy, see this scar? Prius hit me—didn’t even hear it coming." "I got that beat. Right here: three-year-old woke me from a nap with a fork."

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

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'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

Toys in the DVD Player.

Mood Swings.

His verbal skills are developing, but his motor skills are very advanced. (Originally published on 2009-02-01).

'This is Tyler; he's mommy's precious little feral-angel.'

Parent is going to elaborate lengths to get the baby to eat.

'I changed my mind...I'm not thirsty anymore.'

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

'None of the other things had instructions.'

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

"She does this when she's tired."

Billgeville's new pedestrian monkey bars not only reduced accidents but also whipped people into great shape.

'It's the only way he'll take his medicine.'

"So...what are you in for?"

I think these suits have feet in them so we won't leave prints

Babies

"I know he's little, but he uses it."

I can't believe what I see phobia. 'This is your new flying traffic reporter. I think I'm dreaming.'

"Ambitions... to eat, drink and be merry."

"It's perfectly all right. I used to do the same sort of thing when I was a little boy."

Gangster Babies

'We use that computer strictly for the office grapevine.'

'Getting my children to get out of bed and go to school was hard - So I bought a cattle-prod...'

Companies are looking for alternative transportation

'He's been a lot better behaved since getting that laptop.'

Quick Response Forces at East 89th Street

The First Supper

See Manhattan . . . By Car!

"There's a grouch on my couch."