Tiny Terror Tamers Prints

"…Ok, tough guy, see this scar? Prius hit me—didn’t even hear it coming." "I got that beat. Right here: three-year-old woke me from a nap with a fork."

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

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'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

Toys in the DVD Player.

Mood Swings.

Parent is going to elaborate lengths to get the baby to eat.

'This is Tyler; he's mommy's precious little feral-angel.'

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

'I changed my mind...I'm not thirsty anymore.'

'None of the other things had instructions.'

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

"She does this when she's tired."

'It's the only way he'll take his medicine.'

"So...what are you in for?"

Babies

I think these suits have feet in them so we won't leave prints

"I know he's little, but he uses it."

I can't believe what I see phobia. 'This is your new flying traffic reporter. I think I'm dreaming.'

'We use that computer strictly for the office grapevine.'

"Ambitions... to eat, drink and be merry."

"It's perfectly all right. I used to do the same sort of thing when I was a little boy."

'Getting my children to get out of bed and go to school was hard - So I bought a cattle-prod...'

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"There's a grouch on my couch."

See Manhattan . . . By Car!

'He's been a lot better behaved since getting that laptop.'

The First Supper

Quick Response Forces at East 89th Street

Crying parent holds crying baby.