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"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

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'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

Toys in the DVD Player.

Mood Swings.

Parent is going to elaborate lengths to get the baby to eat.

'This is Tyler; he's mommy's precious little feral-angel.'

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

'I changed my mind...I'm not thirsty anymore.'

'None of the other things had instructions.'

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"She does this when she's tired."

'It's the only way he'll take his medicine.'

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"I know he's little, but he uses it."

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'We use that computer strictly for the office grapevine.'

"Ambitions... to eat, drink and be merry."

"It's perfectly all right. I used to do the same sort of thing when I was a little boy."

'Getting my children to get out of bed and go to school was hard - So I bought a cattle-prod...'

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"There's a grouch on my couch."

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'He's been a lot better behaved since getting that laptop.'

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Crying parent holds crying baby.