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"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

"Remember...when the going gets tough...DELEGATE!"

Multi-tasking.

Organization is not rocket science!

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

Need an elevated state of mind too!

Toys in the DVD Player.

(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")

Five Ideas For Success: Always finish what you. . .

". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

'Yes sir, I'll get right on it. Would you like it done with or without gusto?'

Monday around 9PM.

"Just put that in my, 'I'll get to it when I can, I'm only human' pile."

Parent is going to elaborate lengths to get the baby to eat.

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

'Before we start, would everyone please put your cell phone in the middle of the table?'

"I find that my strongest passwords are those created when the cat walks across the keyboard."

"I don't understand, having a pulmonary embolism isn't on his to do list!"

"Congratulations, Figbert. I'm making you Vice President in charge of my wife's Honey-Do-List."

'I changed my mind...I'm not thirsty anymore.'

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

'None of the other things had instructions.'

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

Billgeville's new pedestrian monkey bars not only reduced accidents but also whipped people into great shape.

Attack of the 50 foot administrative professional.

I think these suits have feet in them so we won't leave prints

"It seems that your body is adjusting itself to the amount of multitasking you've been doing."

"I know he's little, but he uses it."

Babies