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'Time manager'

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

Monday around 9PM.

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

'Never put off till tomorrow something you can put off till the day after tomorrow...'

"As I mentioned next week in my talk on reversible time..."

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

"I'm at that awkward stage between credit card payments and alimony payments."

'It's come to my attention that you're becoming a bit of a clock watcher.'

'You have appointments lined up right until you leave for vacation in 2008.'

"My schedule is just nuts."

I can't believe what I see phobia. 'This is your new flying traffic reporter. I think I'm dreaming.'

Cuckoo bird in office.

"I hate waiting! I know! I'll set this clock back an hour, and then in an hour...I'll move it forward, and 60 minutes will go by in a flash! Of course, we'll have to do this 176 more times."

"My first novel is a prequel of a sequel, it's about time travel."

Visiting 'friends'.

"Ambitions... to eat, drink and be merry."

"Man...and...wife...GO!!!"

"Almost Ready"

Companies are looking for alternative transportation

See Manhattan . . . By Car!

'I purchased this great book on time management but, with my schedule, I can't find the time to read it.'

Men Working Since 1931

'As I mentioned next week in my talk on reversible time...'

'I've had enough of these everlasting arguments - I say you're late!'

We thought everyone would read it, but they haven't got the time.

'These speed cameras really slow down traffic'

Why don't you do what I do, pass it on.

"I hope you don't think that music while I waited soothed me."

'Looks like he'd been watching the kettle boil... Poor fool.'

To-Do List Chaos

"Yes I DO mind being put on hold! I only have a two week life span."