Time Tamers Gifts

'Time manager'

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

Monday around 9PM.

'I'd say you're a little late...'

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

"I'm at that awkward stage between credit card payments and alimony payments."

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

"As I mentioned next week in my talk on reversible time..."

'Never put off till tomorrow something you can put off till the day after tomorrow...'

Billgeville's new pedestrian monkey bars not only reduced accidents but also whipped people into great shape.

'It's come to my attention that you're becoming a bit of a clock watcher.'

I can't believe what I see phobia. 'This is your new flying traffic reporter. I think I'm dreaming.'

"My schedule is just nuts."

'You have appointments lined up right until you leave for vacation in 2008.'

Cuckoo bird in office.

"My first novel is a prequel of a sequel, it's about time travel."

"Ambitions... to eat, drink and be merry."

If I move Jen's ortho to Friday, it conflicts with Sam's clarinet, but I can't move that to Monday because Tina has soccer! Ugh, how do I line this thing up? Rubik's Calendar.

"I hate waiting! I know! I'll set this clock back an hour, and then in an hour...I'll move it forward, and 60 minutes will go by in a flash! Of course, we'll have to do this 176 more times."

Visiting 'friends'.

Companies are looking for alternative transportation

"Man...and...wife...GO!!!"

See Manhattan . . . By Car!

"Almost Ready"

William would often take long walks along the beach, seeking inspiration for his next timesheet.

'I purchased this great book on time management but, with my schedule, I can't find the time to read it.'

'As I mentioned next week in my talk on reversible time...'

Men Working Since 1931

'I've had enough of these everlasting arguments - I say you're late!'

We thought everyone would read it, but they haven't got the time.

'These speed cameras really slow down traffic'

Why don't you do what I do, pass it on.

"I hope you don't think that music while I waited soothed me."

'Looks like he'd been watching the kettle boil... Poor fool.'

To-Do List Chaos