Tax Tamers Gifts

"I'm at that awkward stage between credit card payments and alimony payments."

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

Is this your idea of a joke, Findlay...?

'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.'

"My accountant is brilliant - he has just had a loophole names after him!"

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

'In this class you will learn to apply the talents of creative writing to accounting.'

I've found a loophole in your loophole

"It only made sense for us to finally merge."

"For this job, we require someone with excellent multi-taxing skills."

News and Magazines. Tax Bill Debate. The trickle-down can never compete with siphon-up.

'Watch what you admit to. He once tried to fine one of my clients for looking a gift horse in the mouth.'

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

Billgeville's new pedestrian monkey bars not only reduced accidents but also whipped people into great shape.

'Life, liberty & the pursuit of tax shelters.'

'I'd like the short form instead...'

"It's part of a deal I worked out with the I.R.S."

Panama Papers Scandal

"This is not good at all!"

"For my will I decided to cut out the middle man and bequeath all my money to the IRS."

I can't believe what I see phobia. 'This is your new flying traffic reporter. I think I'm dreaming.'

'By proposing a merger instead of marriage, we can deduct this meal as a business expense.'

'Time manager'

Money laundering.

"I wish I had done more pro bono work. I need the tax write offs."

'I made my fortune the old fashioned way - concealing it from the government.'

"Do I have to declare this as income to the IRS?"

'She didn't marry him for his looks or personality - she needed his debts for a tax write-off!'

'Sir, what's this big once in a lifetime nonnegotiable deduction?'

Tax grab.

"I moved to the coast to get away from the Inland Revenue..."

'No, you can't write off the cost of your wake-up call service.'