Tax Trickster Gifts

'I don't want to brag, but I have a loophole named after me.'

"Daddy doesn't know any magic tricks. Daddy knows accounting tricks."

'Nice try, but you can't deduct your bartender as your 'drinking consultant.''

'I got 2 years for filing false returns, but I did save a bundle by doing my own taxes.'

'I've found an Inheritance Tax loophole!' - Immortality.

'Life, liberty & the pursuit of tax shelters.'

"And if the Revenue raid us you make your way here."

'Progress of a bookshelf'

Accountant's Awards - "Our next award is for 'Tax Loophole of the Year'..."

"Those 'reverse mortgage' commercials got me to thinking - Is there such a thing as reverse taxes?"

'God created Heaven and Earth and it didn't cost the taxpayers a cent?'

'If the Government keeps attacking rich tax dodgers I've a good mind to move abroad and not pay my taxes somewhere else!'

'By proposing a merger instead of marriage, we can deduct this meal as a business expense.'

'About your three dependants, 'Shep,' 'Fluffy,' and 'Chirpy'....'

'Fun is fun, Fred, but that's downright vicious!'

'One loophole per taxpayer only'

"Is that before or after tax?"

'Hello, Smudgekins and Smollet, creative accountants, how may I help you?'

"These deductions will save you a lot of money with only minimal prison time."

Money laundering.

"The accountant is here to see you Mr Smith."

"Happy fiscal year to you, too!"

Dodge and Weave Tax Consultants

'She's the perfect Christmas gift! She walks, talks, eats, wets and can be written off as a dependent on your taxes.'

'In this class you will learn to apply the talents of creative writing to accounting.'

"Okay, but I'd like a charity receipt for my taxes."

"My accountant is brilliant - he has just had a loophole names after him!"

How to write your golf game off as a business expense.

Tax Stop.

Minimise Tax : 'Don't get a job!"

I've found a loophole in your loophole

Extremely short-staffed this year, the IRS turns to decoys to bolster the threat of an audit.

"Our fee is �1,000 per loophole."

'We're curious as to why you claimed double the amount of miles you slithered for business purposes over the last two tax years?'

I believe you want to see me.