Tax Trickster Gifts

'I don't want to brag, but I have a loophole named after me.'

"Daddy doesn't know any magic tricks. Daddy knows accounting tricks."

'Nice try, but you can't deduct your bartender as your 'drinking consultant.''

'I got 2 years for filing false returns, but I did save a bundle by doing my own taxes.'

'I've found an Inheritance Tax loophole!' - Immortality.

'Life, liberty & the pursuit of tax shelters.'

"And if the Revenue raid us you make your way here."

'Progress of a bookshelf'

Accountant's Awards - "Our next award is for 'Tax Loophole of the Year'..."

"Those 'reverse mortgage' commercials got me to thinking - Is there such a thing as reverse taxes?"

'God created Heaven and Earth and it didn't cost the taxpayers a cent?'

'If the Government keeps attacking rich tax dodgers I've a good mind to move abroad and not pay my taxes somewhere else!'

'Fun is fun, Fred, but that's downright vicious!'

'About your three dependants, 'Shep,' 'Fluffy,' and 'Chirpy'....'

'By proposing a merger instead of marriage, we can deduct this meal as a business expense.'

'Hello, Smudgekins and Smollet, creative accountants, how may I help you?'

'One loophole per taxpayer only'

"Is that before or after tax?"

'We're curious as to why you claimed double the amount of miles you slithered for business purposes over the last two tax years?'

I believe you want to see me.

"Our fee is �1,000 per loophole."

I've found a loophole in your loophole

Minimise Tax : 'Don't get a job!"

Tax Stop.

"These deductions will save you a lot of money with only minimal prison time."

How to write your golf game off as a business expense.

"My accountant is brilliant - he has just had a loophole names after him!"

"Okay, but I'd like a charity receipt for my taxes."

'In this class you will learn to apply the talents of creative writing to accounting.'

'She's the perfect Christmas gift! She walks, talks, eats, wets and can be written off as a dependent on your taxes.'

Money laundering.

'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.'

Inland Revenue: 'Here you go...I'll have that thank you!'

Dodge and Weave Tax Consultants

"The accountant is here to see you Mr Smith."