Tax Tamers Mugs

"I'm at that awkward stage between credit card payments and alimony payments."

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

Is this your idea of a joke, Findlay...?

"My accountant is brilliant - he has just had a loophole names after him!"

'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.'

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

'In this class you will learn to apply the talents of creative writing to accounting.'

I've found a loophole in your loophole

"It only made sense for us to finally merge."

"For this job, we require someone with excellent multi-taxing skills."

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

'Watch what you admit to. He once tried to fine one of my clients for looking a gift horse in the mouth.'

'Life, liberty & the pursuit of tax shelters.'

Panama Papers Scandal

'I'd like the short form instead...'

"It's part of a deal I worked out with the I.R.S."

"This is not good at all!"

"For my will I decided to cut out the middle man and bequeath all my money to the IRS."

'By proposing a merger instead of marriage, we can deduct this meal as a business expense.'

I can't believe what I see phobia. 'This is your new flying traffic reporter. I think I'm dreaming.'

Money laundering.

"I wish I had done more pro bono work. I need the tax write offs."

'Time manager'

'No, you can't write off the cost of your wake-up call service.'

'I wonder if I can declare you as dependents on my income taxes?'

"The public seems concerned about the size of government."

"I moved to the coast to get away from the Inland Revenue..."

'She didn't marry him for his looks or personality - she needed his debts for a tax write-off!'

"Do I have to declare this as income to the IRS?"

'Sir, what's this big once in a lifetime nonnegotiable deduction?'

Tax grab.