Tax Code Tamers Mugs

'I'd sort of like to simplify my life myself, but I resent the government doing it!'

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

Is this your idea of a joke, Findlay...?

"My accountant is brilliant - he has just had a loophole names after him!"

'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.'

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

I've found a loophole in your loophole

'In this class you will learn to apply the talents of creative writing to accounting.'

News and Magazines. Tax Bill Debate. The trickle-down can never compete with siphon-up.

"It only made sense for us to finally merge."

"For this job, we require someone with excellent multi-taxing skills."

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

'Watch what you admit to. He once tried to fine one of my clients for looking a gift horse in the mouth.'

"I'm at that awkward stage between credit card payments and alimony payments."

Billgeville's new pedestrian monkey bars not only reduced accidents but also whipped people into great shape.

'Life, liberty & the pursuit of tax shelters.'

'I'd like the short form instead...'

"It's part of a deal I worked out with the I.R.S."

Panama Papers Scandal

I.R.S. - Attention Investors! Remember to 'Buy low, sell high' so we can collect capital gains tax!

"For my will I decided to cut out the middle man and bequeath all my money to the IRS."

'By proposing a merger instead of marriage, we can deduct this meal as a business expense.'

I can't believe what I see phobia. 'This is your new flying traffic reporter. I think I'm dreaming.'

'Time manager'

Money laundering.

"I wish I had done more pro bono work. I need the tax write offs."

'I made my fortune the old fashioned way - concealing it from the government.'

"Do I have to declare this as income to the IRS?"

'She didn't marry him for his looks or personality - she needed his debts for a tax write-off!'

Tax grab.

'No, you can't write off the cost of your wake-up call service.'

"The public seems concerned about the size of government."