Tax Tricksters Mugs

"For my will I decided to cut out the middle man and bequeath all my money to the IRS."

'We blame all our accounting problems on our computers--so we're upgrading to a model with an 'ethics' component.'

Is this your idea of a joke, Findlay...?

Put it through as an expense! Nobody's going to check, are they?

"Good luck getting my client's tax returns - he never even filed!"

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

"My accountant is brilliant - he has just had a loophole names after him!"

'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.'

'In this class you will learn to apply the talents of creative writing to accounting.'

I've found a loophole in your loophole

"For this job, we require someone with excellent multi-taxing skills."

"It only made sense for us to finally merge."

"I'm at that awkward stage between credit card payments and alimony payments."

"You inherited an extra toe from your father and didn't pay the inheritance tax on it."

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

'Life, liberty & the pursuit of tax shelters.'

Panama Papers Scandal

"It's part of a deal I worked out with the I.R.S."

'By proposing a merger instead of marriage, we can deduct this meal as a business expense.'

Money laundering.

'No, you can't write off the cost of your wake-up call service.'

"Do I have to declare this as income to the IRS?"

I filed my tax return electronically, to speed things up. Sure enough, I got audited in record time.

"The public seems concerned about the size of government."

"I moved to the coast to get away from the Inland Revenue..."

'She didn't marry him for his looks or personality - she needed his debts for a tax write-off!'

'I wonder if I can declare you as dependents on my income taxes?'

'I made my fortune the old fashioned way - concealing it from the government.'

"My bill isn't terribly controversial. It would provide modest tax breaks for people who don't really need them."

Accountant's Awards - "Our next award is for 'Tax Loophole of the Year'..."

"Is that before or after tax?"

"Chris, find a safe and fast way into lucrative tax heavens!"

Conrad Black will be unable to do his investment club's tax returns this year.

'I wanted a few words about your tax return - have I called at an inconvenient time?'