Tax Season Trickster Mugs

"Do you want to do that hilarious thing where we read the itemized deductions and then say 'in bed'?"

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

Is this your idea of a joke, Findlay...?

'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.'

"My accountant is brilliant - he has just had a loophole names after him!"

I've found a loophole in your loophole

'In this class you will learn to apply the talents of creative writing to accounting.'

The IRS emptied my pouch.

"For this job, we require someone with excellent multi-taxing skills."

"It only made sense for us to finally merge."

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

'Right now I'm counting the blessings that we owe to Uncle Sam.'

IRS, 'It might make you feel better if you just think of it as a negative entitlement.'

"You inherited an extra toe from your father and didn't pay the inheritance tax on it."

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

"About your tax refund—would you like to donate it to help pay off the national debt?"

'Life, liberty & the pursuit of tax shelters.'

Tunnel of Accountants: "You've been selected for a random audit."

'I called you in here because your expenses and contributions appear to be quite elaborate!'

"It's part of a deal I worked out with the I.R.S."

'I'd like to think they contribute because it's the right thing to do, but I'm not above a short sermon on tax deductibility.'

Panama Papers Scandal

New For Halloween! Sexy C.P.A.

The Red-Light Accounting District

'You won't feel a thing. We make a small incision in your wallet and...'

"For my will I decided to cut out the middle man and bequeath all my money to the IRS."

'By proposing a merger instead of marriage, we can deduct this meal as a business expense.'

'It's tax avoidance crackdown avoidance.'

Money laundering.

'I made my fortune the old fashioned way - concealing it from the government.'

"I moved to the coast to get away from the Inland Revenue..."

'Why I'm not my cheery self? It's tax-time...'