Tax Tinkerers Mugs

'How much tax can I avoid by becoming a Philanthropist?'

Economic Experts

Sorry, you can't claim depreciation on your wife.

News and Magazines. Tax Bill Debate. The trickle-down can never compete with siphon-up.

'I still think burglar tools OUGHT to be deductible!'

'Oh-oh they found out Ed works for the Internal revenue service.'

"No, I'm not questioning you, but I wasn't aware IRS audits included strip searches."

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

Is this your idea of a joke, Findlay...?

"My accountant is brilliant - he has just had a loophole names after him!"

'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.'

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

I've found a loophole in your loophole

'In this class you will learn to apply the talents of creative writing to accounting.'

"It only made sense for us to finally merge."

"For this job, we require someone with excellent multi-taxing skills."

'Do you, John, accept a married tax allowance with Sandra ?'

'... And I appreciate that you've 'saved the world from certain doom on numerous occasions', but you still have to pay your taxes.'

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

Footing The Bill

'Life, liberty & the pursuit of tax shelters.'

Panama Papers Scandal

"It's part of a deal I worked out with the I.R.S."

"For my will I decided to cut out the middle man and bequeath all my money to the IRS."

'It's tax avoidance crackdown avoidance.'

'By proposing a merger instead of marriage, we can deduct this meal as a business expense.'

Money laundering.

"I wish I had done more pro bono work. I need the tax write offs."

"I moved to the coast to get away from the Inland Revenue..."

"The public seems concerned about the size of government."

'No, you can't write off the cost of your wake-up call service.'

'I made my fortune the old fashioned way - concealing it from the government.'

'She didn't marry him for his looks or personality - she needed his debts for a tax write-off!'