Tax Jokers Mugs

IRS, 'You want a refund, do you? All right †be that way!'

'What's the difference between the IRS demanding money and a gang of thieves? The IRS has better stationery.'

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

Is this your idea of a joke, Findlay...?

'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.'

"My accountant is brilliant - he has just had a loophole names after him!"

I've found a loophole in your loophole

'In this class you will learn to apply the talents of creative writing to accounting.'

"For this job, we require someone with excellent multi-taxing skills."

'I'm afraid there is no Book of Loophole.'

'Do you, John, accept a married tax allowance with Sandra ?'

IRS, 'I think we should audit this one, sir -- his signature looks shaky.'

'We don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's a tax deduction.'

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

Footing The Bill

"You can't be serious about all these travel expenses in December!"

'Life, liberty & the pursuit of tax shelters.'

"Yes, this is heaven - but we need some source of funding, too."

Panama Papers Scandal

'This is for the V.A.T.- the Vicar's Autumn Treat!'

"It's part of a deal I worked out with the I.R.S."

'Don't get your hopes up, I'm only laughing excessively...'

"We went dutch - he must have reached his two-hundred-dollar dating deductible."

"For my will I decided to cut out the middle man and bequeath all my money to the IRS."

'By proposing a merger instead of marriage, we can deduct this meal as a business expense.'

Money laundering.

'No, you can't write off the cost of your wake-up call service.'

"The public seems concerned about the size of government."

"So let me see... for your last will you have decided to bequeath all your unpaid tax bills to your ex husband."

"I moved to the coast to get away from the Inland Revenue..."

'She didn't marry him for his looks or personality - she needed his debts for a tax write-off!'

'I made my fortune the old fashioned way - concealing it from the government.'

'What God hath joined together let no higher tax bracket put asunder.'

Accountant's Awards - "Our next award is for 'Tax Loophole of the Year'..."