Tax Jokers Gifts

IRS, 'You want a refund, do you? All right †be that way!'

'What's the difference between the IRS demanding money and a gang of thieves? The IRS has better stationery.'

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

Is this your idea of a joke, Findlay...?

"My accountant is brilliant - he has just had a loophole names after him!"

'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.'

'In this class you will learn to apply the talents of creative writing to accounting.'

I've found a loophole in your loophole

News and Magazines. Tax Bill Debate. The trickle-down can never compete with siphon-up.

"For this job, we require someone with excellent multi-taxing skills."

'I'm afraid there is no Book of Loophole.'

IRS, 'I think we should audit this one, sir -- his signature looks shaky.'

'Do you, John, accept a married tax allowance with Sandra ?'

Footing The Bill

'We don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's a tax deduction.'

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

"You can't be serious about all these travel expenses in December!"

'Life, liberty & the pursuit of tax shelters.'

"Yes, this is heaven - but we need some source of funding, too."

"We went dutch - he must have reached his two-hundred-dollar dating deductible."

"It's part of a deal I worked out with the I.R.S."

'Don't get your hopes up, I'm only laughing excessively...'

'This is for the V.A.T.- the Vicar's Autumn Treat!'

Panama Papers Scandal

"For my will I decided to cut out the middle man and bequeath all my money to the IRS."

'By proposing a merger instead of marriage, we can deduct this meal as a business expense.'

Money laundering.

'She didn't marry him for his looks or personality - she needed his debts for a tax write-off!'

'I made my fortune the old fashioned way - concealing it from the government.'

"So let me see... for your last will you have decided to bequeath all your unpaid tax bills to your ex husband."

"The public seems concerned about the size of government."

"I moved to the coast to get away from the Inland Revenue..."

'No, you can't write off the cost of your wake-up call service.'

'What God hath joined together let no higher tax bracket put asunder.'