Taxation Joker Gifts

'Take a piece of candy and a tax form. The treat is a gratuity and therefore reportable income.'

'I hereby leave all my debts and overdrafts to the IRS. . .'

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

'Honestly Bob, it's not that bad. If you can make as much next year as you did this year you'll be able to pay off your outstanding taxes for last year. That'll just leave the interest, the tax for this year and... my fees.'

"Other folks have to pay taxes, too, Mr. Herndon, so would you please spare us the dramatics!"

IRS, 'I think we should audit this one, sir -- his signature looks shaky.'

'We don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's a tax deduction.'

"You can't be serious about all these travel expenses in December!"

'Syllogisms won't do you any good here, Mr Aristotle.'

'Don't get your hopes up, I'm only laughing excessively...'

It's kind of a cross between hunting and gathering --- I calling it "taxing."

'Ah, I see you made £2,000 more for me this year.'

'This is for the V.A.T.- the Vicar's Autumn Treat!'

"On my taxes, I claimed my inner child as a dependent."

'Sometimes I think it would be more merciful just to enslave them.'

"So let me see... for your last will you have decided to bequeath all your unpaid tax bills to your ex husband."

'Funny you should mention that - I happen to be involved in a joint research project with the Department of Agriculture for the express purpose of getting blood from a turnip.'

"They used the ultimate weapon to drive me away. Taxes."

P.O. Boxes. It's from the IRS --- It seems they've declared my savings account to be in the public domain.

'The all bad news is, the last check that bounced, you sent to the IRS.'

Build a better mousetrap and the IRS will beat a path to your door.

Vat Nav

The death Tax = Loads of Cash.

Leonardo Meets the I.R.S.

Zero interest CDs! Why pay taxes?

'What's the difference between the IRS demanding money and a gang of thieves? The IRS has better stationery.'

'Come now, sir. This can't be all the wages of sin.'

'I'd love to stay and chat, people, but I have an enormous tax surplus to deal with.'

'Can you make good money as a salesman for our company? Let's put it this way - look around you!'

'Simple mathematical error. Two plus two isn't four. It's twelve thousand eight hundred and four.'

'Did he have to report it to the IRS every time he touched something?'

"Nine lives is great, but the inheritance tax is what kills you."

'I'm with the I.R.S. you had better report this as income.'

Best friends: death and taxes.

"Are your taxes based on usable living space or actual square footage?"