Taxation Jester Gifts

'This whole North Pole thing of yours ? is it some kind of tax dodge or what?'

"Empty the cash drawer, but keep 15% for withholding!"

'Uh oh. Here comes the eternal revenue... I hope your taxes are in order.'

'Lord! I say I want to render on to Ceasar, but I don't mean it!'

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

'Honestly Bob, it's not that bad. If you can make as much next year as you did this year you'll be able to pay off your outstanding taxes for last year. That'll just leave the interest, the tax for this year and... my fees.'

'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.'

'I'm afraid there is no Book of Loophole.'

IRS, 'I think we should audit this one, sir -- his signature looks shaky.'

'We don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's a tax deduction.'

"Look at that – they’re retreating!"

'Oh great, now I have to render unto Caesar, too.'

"You can't be serious about all these travel expenses in December!"

"Yes, this is heaven - but we need some source of funding, too."

Free Range Eggs - ""I've decided to sell up. I'm having trouble making hens meet."

'This is for the V.A.T.- the Vicar's Autumn Treat!'

'Ah, I see you made £2,000 more for me this year.'

"We went dutch - he must have reached his two-hundred-dollar dating deductible."

'Don't get your hopes up, I'm only laughing excessively...'

Budget reaction.

'We learned today that the world is a huge ball, which revolves on it's taxes.'

'If the meek inherit the earth, imagine the capital gains tax.'

'Maybe we can't fool all the people all the time, but we sure can tax all the people all the time.'

PAYMASTER, 'Just to be on the safe side, we withheld EVERYTHING this week.'

Inside Jim Flaherty's office.

'I'm being audited! Quick, everyone into the tax shelter!'

'Thank God I don't live in a Jimmy Choo!'

"This isn't regular Hell. This is Tax hell, where you'll be audited for all eternity."

Tax Reform 'Our only hope is gridlock among the special interest groups.'

"I'd like to put the past behind me, but the IRS won't let me."

'How much did you pay for it, and how long ago?'

'I hereby leave all my debts and overdrafts to the IRS. . .'

'Paperwork just lacked that personal touch, don't you agree?'

"We've got to cut the drugs budget somehow, pass me the twigs and the bat droppings!"

Build a better mousetrap and the IRS will beat a path to your door.