Tax Jester Gifts

'I'm afraid there is no Book of Loophole.'

Loophole Closed.

"He doesn't pay any tax on his earnings you know? It's just one gigantic fiddle."

"Yes, this is heaven - but we need some source of funding, too."

Do you have any pull with the IRS?

"I'm an I.R.S. magician! I will make your money disappear!"

"We went dutch - he must have reached his two-hundred-dollar dating deductible."

"I'd like to put the past behind me, but the IRS won't let me."

"Oh Gracie, you make tax evasion sound so adorable."

IRS - 'You had NO earned income last year?', 'That's what my boss said.'

"Want to play a little game of "Guess Their Tax Bracket?'"

IRS - No Shoes, No Shirt, No Refund.

'So this is tax hell.'

"You are absolutely right! We have taxed you too high, but it's counterbalanced by the fine you get for pointing out our mistake."

'Okay, so you didn't buy 10,000 shares of Apple at $10.00. Think of the tax liability you avoided.'

'Don't be ungrateful, Mr Cummings. Thanks to my suggestions, you don't need to pay taxes for the next 10 years!'

'It was your request for a more complicated tax form that raised the red flag.'

'Saved!!'

IRS. I did my taxes wrong and now I'm being penalized! I couldn't understand the instructions --- it was so confusing! That's why they call it a "tax code."

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

'So what do you think of my report, sir?'

G7 Tax Multinational Companies

Why markets crash.

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

'In this class you will learn to apply the talents of creative writing to accounting.'

"Are you sure you haven't overvalued the worth of your business?"

'Wait a minute....!

"I don't consider a missing four million dollars to be 'monkeyshines'."

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

IRS Audits. Do you have tax records? No, I pay about the same as most people.

'How's daddy's little deductions doing?'

IRS, 'I think we should audit this one, sir -- his signature looks shaky.'

"You may think the government is a big 'Giveaway' program, but you can't deduct your tax as a charitable contribution."

"You gave us quite a scare there Mr. Edwards! We thought we lost your credit card information."