Taxation Joker Pillows

'I hereby leave all my debts and overdrafts to the IRS. . .'

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

'Honestly Bob, it's not that bad. If you can make as much next year as you did this year you'll be able to pay off your outstanding taxes for last year. That'll just leave the interest, the tax for this year and... my fees.'

"Other folks have to pay taxes, too, Mr. Herndon, so would you please spare us the dramatics!"

IRS, 'I think we should audit this one, sir -- his signature looks shaky.'

'We don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's a tax deduction.'

"You can't be serious about all these travel expenses in December!"

'Syllogisms won't do you any good here, Mr Aristotle.'

'Don't get your hopes up, I'm only laughing excessively...'

'Ah, I see you made £2,000 more for me this year.'

"On my taxes, I claimed my inner child as a dependent."

'This is for the V.A.T.- the Vicar's Autumn Treat!'

'Sometimes I think it would be more merciful just to enslave them.'

'Funny you should mention that - I happen to be involved in a joint research project with the Department of Agriculture for the express purpose of getting blood from a turnip.'

"So let me see... for your last will you have decided to bequeath all your unpaid tax bills to your ex husband."

Build a better mousetrap and the IRS will beat a path to your door.

'The all bad news is, the last check that bounced, you sent to the IRS.'

The death Tax = Loads of Cash.

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Leonardo Meets the I.R.S.

Zero interest CDs! Why pay taxes?

'Simple mathematical error. Two plus two isn't four. It's twelve thousand eight hundred and four.'

'Did he have to report it to the IRS every time he touched something?'

'What's the difference between the IRS demanding money and a gang of thieves? The IRS has better stationery.'

'Can you make good money as a salesman for our company? Let's put it this way - look around you!'

'I'd love to stay and chat, people, but I have an enormous tax surplus to deal with.'

'Come now, sir. This can't be all the wages of sin.'

"Nine lives is great, but the inheritance tax is what kills you."

'I'm with the I.R.S. you had better report this as income.'

Best friends: death and taxes.

"Money from the Tooth Fairy, eh? Don't forget to declare capital gains!"

IRS, 'You want a refund, do you? All right †be that way!'