Tax Time Jester Pillows

"It's relatively simple. We only want what's ours, plus 30% of what you think is yours"

IRS, 'I think we should audit this one, sir -- his signature looks shaky.'

'Don't get your hopes up, I'm only laughing excessively...'

'Simple mathematical error. Two plus two isn't four. It's twelve thousand eight hundred and four.'

"It only made sense for us to finally merge."

'Do you remember the good old days when April 15 was the only 'fiscal cliff' people worried about?'

'I'm afraid there is no Book of Loophole.'

'We don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's a tax deduction.'

Tax Collector

"Yes, this is heaven - but we need some source of funding, too."

"We went dutch - he must have reached his two-hundred-dollar dating deductible."

'I'm your fantasy from the U.S. Treasury Department.'

"Do I have to declare this as income to the IRS?"

I spent it all under the silly notion that it was all mine.

Rhinestone Accountant

'I wanted a few words about your tax return - have I called at an inconvenient time?'

'I'm giving you a raise.' - 'So that means more income tax to pay.'

Build a better mousetrap and the IRS will beat a path to your door.

'I hereby leave all my debts and overdrafts to the IRS. . .'

Vat Nav

"I'd like to put the past behind me, but the IRS won't let me."

Zero interest CDs! Why pay taxes?

Leonardo Meets the I.R.S.

'Your money? — does it or does it not have 'United States Treasury' printed on it?

Personalized Tax-Return Mailers.

IRS, 'How about that -- 100 unearned income.'

'What's the difference between the IRS demanding money and a gang of thieves? The IRS has better stationery.'

'IRS Help Hot Line. While you're on hold for the next 23 hours, press 1 if you would like to listen to New Age Music, press 2 If you would like to listen to rap, press 3 If you would like to listen to country, press 4... '

'I'm with the I.R.S. you had better report this as income.'

'Take a piece of candy and a tax form. The treat is a gratuity and therefore reportable income.'

Best friends: death and taxes.

IRS, 'You want a refund, do you? All right †be that way!'

"Oh dear, Mr. Kringle. I fear we may have to put you on our naughty list."

"He doesn't pay any tax on his earnings you know? It's just one gigantic fiddle."

'Well, I hope you're satisfied -- I spent all afternoon going over your return, and I can't find a thing wrong with it!'