Jolly Tax Jester Pillows

"Oh dear, Mr. Kringle. I fear we may have to put you on our naughty list."

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

"You really clean up on these mileage deductions, don't you."

'One advantage of having so many dependents is that I don't have to worry about income taxes.'

'I'm afraid there is no Book of Loophole.'

IRS, 'I think we should audit this one, sir -- his signature looks shaky.'

'That'll be all the mince pies and sherry!'

"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"

'We don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's a tax deduction.'

"You can't be serious about all these travel expenses in December!"

"Yes, this is heaven - but we need some source of funding, too."

"We went dutch - he must have reached his two-hundred-dollar dating deductible."

'This is for the V.A.T.- the Vicar's Autumn Treat!'

'Don't get your hopes up, I'm only laughing excessively...'

"So let me see... for your last will you have decided to bequeath all your unpaid tax bills to your ex husband."

"I'd like to put the past behind me, but the IRS won't let me."

Build a better mousetrap and the IRS will beat a path to your door.

'I hereby leave all my debts and overdrafts to the IRS. . .'

Vat Nav

The death Tax = Loads of Cash.

'Sorry, you can't claim depreciation on your wife.'

Zero interest CDs! Why pay taxes?

Leonardo Meets the I.R.S.

External Revenue Service

IRS, 'How about that -- 100 unearned income.'

'Simple mathematical error. Two plus two isn't four. It's twelve thousand eight hundred and four.'

'What's the difference between the IRS demanding money and a gang of thieves? The IRS has better stationery.'

'I'm with the I.R.S. you had better report this as income.'

Best friends: death and taxes.

IRS, 'You want a refund, do you? All right †be that way!'

"Could you bring me Mr. Trotter's tax return? It's pinned to the noticeboard by the coffee machine."

"He doesn't pay any tax on his earnings you know? It's just one gigantic fiddle."

"Want to play a little game of "Guess Their Tax Bracket?'"

'Uh oh. Here comes the eternal revenue... I hope your taxes are in order.'