Jolly Tax Jester Pillows

"Oh dear, Mr. Kringle. I fear we may have to put you on our naughty list."

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

'One advantage of having so many dependents is that I don't have to worry about income taxes.'

"You really clean up on these mileage deductions, don't you."

'I'm afraid there is no Book of Loophole.'

IRS, 'I think we should audit this one, sir -- his signature looks shaky.'

"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"

'We don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's a tax deduction.'

'That'll be all the mince pies and sherry!'

"You can't be serious about all these travel expenses in December!"

"Yes, this is heaven - but we need some source of funding, too."

'Don't get your hopes up, I'm only laughing excessively...'

"We went dutch - he must have reached his two-hundred-dollar dating deductible."

'This is for the V.A.T.- the Vicar's Autumn Treat!'

"So let me see... for your last will you have decided to bequeath all your unpaid tax bills to your ex husband."

"I'd like to put the past behind me, but the IRS won't let me."

'I hereby leave all my debts and overdrafts to the IRS. . .'

Vat Nav

Build a better mousetrap and the IRS will beat a path to your door.

The death Tax = Loads of Cash.

'Sorry, you can't claim depreciation on your wife.'

Zero interest CDs! Why pay taxes?

External Revenue Service

Leonardo Meets the I.R.S.

'Simple mathematical error. Two plus two isn't four. It's twelve thousand eight hundred and four.'

'What's the difference between the IRS demanding money and a gang of thieves? The IRS has better stationery.'

IRS, 'How about that -- 100 unearned income.'

'I'm with the I.R.S. you had better report this as income.'

'Take a piece of candy and a tax form. The treat is a gratuity and therefore reportable income.'

Best friends: death and taxes.

IRS, 'You want a refund, do you? All right †be that way!'

"Could you bring me Mr. Trotter's tax return? It's pinned to the noticeboard by the coffee machine."

"He doesn't pay any tax on his earnings you know? It's just one gigantic fiddle."

"Let 'em say what they will about you guys...you're the only dudes I can always count on to be there for me."

"Want to play a little game of "Guess Their Tax Bracket?'"