Tax Time Jester Prints

"It's relatively simple. We only want what's ours, plus 30% of what you think is yours"

IRS, 'I think we should audit this one, sir -- his signature looks shaky.'

'Don't get your hopes up, I'm only laughing excessively...'

'Simple mathematical error. Two plus two isn't four. It's twelve thousand eight hundred and four.'

"It only made sense for us to finally merge."

'Do you remember the good old days when April 15 was the only 'fiscal cliff' people worried about?'

'I'm afraid there is no Book of Loophole.'

Tax Collector

'We don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's a tax deduction.'

"Yes, this is heaven - but we need some source of funding, too."

"We went dutch - he must have reached his two-hundred-dollar dating deductible."

'I'm your fantasy from the U.S. Treasury Department.'

I spent it all under the silly notion that it was all mine.

"Do I have to declare this as income to the IRS?"

Rhinestone Accountant

"I'd like to put the past behind me, but the IRS won't let me."

'I hereby leave all my debts and overdrafts to the IRS. . .'

'I'm giving you a raise.' - 'So that means more income tax to pay.'

Vat Nav

Build a better mousetrap and the IRS will beat a path to your door.

'I wanted a few words about your tax return - have I called at an inconvenient time?'

Leonardo Meets the I.R.S.

Zero interest CDs! Why pay taxes?

'Your money? — does it or does it not have 'United States Treasury' printed on it?

'What's the difference between the IRS demanding money and a gang of thieves? The IRS has better stationery.'

Personalized Tax-Return Mailers.

'IRS Help Hot Line. While you're on hold for the next 23 hours, press 1 if you would like to listen to New Age Music, press 2 If you would like to listen to rap, press 3 If you would like to listen to country, press 4... '

IRS, 'How about that -- 100 unearned income.'

'I'm with the I.R.S. you had better report this as income.'

Best friends: death and taxes.

"Oh dear, Mr. Kringle. I fear we may have to put you on our naughty list."

IRS, 'You want a refund, do you? All right †be that way!'

"He doesn't pay any tax on his earnings you know? It's just one gigantic fiddle."

'Well, I hope you're satisfied -- I spent all afternoon going over your return, and I can't find a thing wrong with it!'

"You are absolutely right! We have taxed you too high, but it's counterbalanced by the fine you get for pointing out our mistake."