Taxation Jesters Prints

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"I hate performance review season."

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

'I was just beginning to think about my portfolio. Now you're telling me to rethink it.'

'I'm afraid there is no Book of Loophole.'

"And that, gentlemen, is the Friday 4.55 pm Bad News Email Dump."

IRS, 'I think we should audit this one, sir -- his signature looks shaky.'

'We don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's a tax deduction.'

"Yes, this is heaven - but we need some source of funding, too."

"Intern? Oh, no. He wandered in from our day care center."

"We went dutch - he must have reached his two-hundred-dollar dating deductible."

'This is for the V.A.T.- the Vicar's Autumn Treat!'

'Don't get your hopes up, I'm only laughing excessively...'

"Let's see how brave you are without your gun."

Jeff hated performance reviews.

Pumping up wig in blender.

'Be careful. The plate is hot!'

Build a better mousetrap and the IRS will beat a path to your door.

"We've isolated your disease, Mrs. Grosenik. We can proceed as soon as we isolate your checkbook."

"Sir, Sparky is here for his 3:00 pm throw."

"I'd like to put the past behind me, but the IRS won't let me."

The death Tax = Loads of Cash.

Tercentary of Shakespeare's Birth

'I hereby leave all my debts and overdrafts to the IRS. . .'

'I've just had a terrible nightmare that we were living sensibly, within our budget!'

Zero interest CDs! Why pay taxes?

Leonardo Meets the I.R.S.

'He must be the real Santa... He was the only sober guy at the Xmas party!'

'Simple mathematical error. Two plus two isn't four. It's twelve thousand eight hundred and four.'

'How do you like this one?...Inflatable dart board.'

"I'll have my people call your people."

'What's the difference between the IRS demanding money and a gang of thieves? The IRS has better stationery.'

"I was thinking income when you mentioned double dipping."

'I ran with them once.'

Work/Life Balance.