Tax Season Jester Prints

I.R.S. -Please wear clean underwear in case you are hospitalised.

'Honestly Bob, it's not that bad. If you can make as much next year as you did this year you'll be able to pay off your outstanding taxes for last year. That'll just leave the interest, the tax for this year and... my fees.'

Dr. Kapuchnik, I feel like there are powerful, sinister, unseen forces conspiring to do me harm, even though I haven't done anything wrong. Does this condition have a name? It's called April 15th, Al. Tax day.

"It only made sense for us to finally merge."

The IRS emptied my pouch.

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

'I'm afraid there is no Book of Loophole.'

'Right now I'm counting the blessings that we owe to Uncle Sam.'

IRS, 'I think we should audit this one, sir -- his signature looks shaky.'

"About your tax refund—would you like to donate it to help pay off the national debt?"

'We don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's a tax deduction.'

IRS, 'It might make you feel better if you just think of it as a negative entitlement.'

'Oh no! It's VAT man!'

Tunnel of Accountants: "You've been selected for a random audit."

IRS. April 15th is the deadlie for filing your return, not a "best if used by" date.

"Yes, this is heaven - but we need some source of funding, too."

'Don't get your hopes up, I'm only laughing excessively...'

New For Halloween! Sexy C.P.A.

"We went dutch - he must have reached his two-hundred-dollar dating deductible."

'I called you in here because your expenses and contributions appear to be quite elaborate!'

The Red-Light Accounting District

'You won't feel a thing. We make a small incision in your wallet and...'

"These here accountants should be ready just in time for tax season."

'I wonder if I can declare you as dependents on my income taxes?'

'Why I'm not my cheery self? It's tax-time...'

"Ambitions... to finish on the winning side for a change."

"Do I have to declare this as income to the IRS?"

'The hair-raising twists and turns, the mystery, numbing assault on the mind...THAT'S why I love tax law!'

'...I also do some work for the tax department.'

'Definitely not unusual behavior this time of year, but certainly seldom witnessed!'

'This is kind of a bad time - could we have an affair AFTER tax day'

Snowman in front of IRS wears barrel

'I wanted a few words about your tax return - have I called at an inconvenient time?'

'The all bad news is, the last check that bounced, you sent to the IRS.'

"I'd like to put the past behind me, but the IRS won't let me."