Traffic Tamers Mugs

Billgeville's new pedestrian monkey bars not only reduced accidents but also whipped people into great shape.

Men Working Since 1931

I can't believe what I see phobia. 'This is your new flying traffic reporter. I think I'm dreaming.'

Road Rage Highway

'I saw a Rascal Scooter crash into a Hoveround. It all happened so slow.'

"Construction. Expect delays Jan 1 - Dec 31."

'These speed cameras really slow down traffic'

Elderly lady taking driving lessons.

See Manhattan . . . By Car!

Companies are looking for alternative transportation

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"

Supermarket Jam.

Man stood outside car in traffic jam, seat strapped to his back.

Roustabout.

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

Lollipop Lady.

Officials are stumped when the city is brought to a standstill by a mysterious pandemic.

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

"I'm at that awkward stage between credit card payments and alimony payments."

"Is there a problem officer?"

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

'Time manager'

Practice random turn signals & senseless acts of braking.

'Getting my children to get out of bed and go to school was hard - So I bought a cattle-prod...'

"Ambitions... to eat, drink and be merry."

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

Now entering new york city... move it, a*****e!

I feel like I'm starting to hate everyone, doc. Dr. Noodle. I hate the stranger who shook his head in disgust at me when he saw I was in an interracial relationship. I hate the lady who cut me off in traffic and almost ran me off the road this morning. I hate the dentist who convinced me I needed a $350 mouth guard when I could've bought one just as good for $25 at Target. I hate the girl scout who sold me six disgusting boxes of ten-year-old Samoa cookies. That's ... ten? I hate myself for not

Car traffic.

'Where'd you learn to drive!?'

"This is the worst parade ever."

"I think he's saying keep apart two chevrons."