Traffic Haters Mugs

Why do I always get stuck behind a slow driver when I'm already late?

Quality Control

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

Billgeville's new pedestrian monkey bars not only reduced accidents but also whipped people into great shape.

'It's a slow trap.'

I can't believe what I see phobia. 'This is your new flying traffic reporter. I think I'm dreaming.'

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

"I've got to admit I'm not crazy about the freeway."

'Don't tell me you weren't speeding back there. When you drove by me, all I could see was a blur.'

Car traffic.

Companies are looking for alternative transportation

See Manhattan . . . By Car!

I feel like I'm starting to hate everyone, doc. Dr. Noodle. I hate the stranger who shook his head in disgust at me when he saw I was in an interracial relationship. I hate the lady who cut me off in traffic and almost ran me off the road this morning. I hate the dentist who convinced me I needed a $350 mouth guard when I could've bought one just as good for $25 at Target. I hate the girl scout who sold me six disgusting boxes of ten-year-old Samoa cookies. That's ... ten? I hate myself for not

Men Working Since 1931

"This is the worst parade ever."

Snail Crossing.

How come Mercury gets the car pool lane? He's alone and we've got all these moons!

'I need to work a different shift.'

'These speed cameras really slow down traffic'

"Hurry up please! I think i'm parked in a no-parking zone!"

'You were doing the speed limit. I ofund that suspicious.'

'I don't mind a medical but I think that's a bit much!

Digital Signalling System

'Not so hard on the braking, Mrs. Buggins!'

'All roads may lead to Rome but so does all the road rage.'

This country is on the road to ruin!

Road Sign - Next Gap 15 Minutes

Next Train Arrival: You're better off walking

'I saw a Rascal Scooter crash into a Hoveround. It all happened so slow.'

Bus Lane - Fire Lane - Pizza Lane

Desert crawler sees cactus holding speed camera.

"It's been a lot less crowded since they introduced a congestion charge."