Traffic Haters Gifts

Struggling with traffic jams? Find fun, witty items that express the soul of a traffic hater. Perfect for anyone tired of gridlock, these products add humor to stressful commutes and celebrate the love-hate relationship with traffic.

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Why do I always get stuck behind a slow driver when I'm already late?

Why do I always get stuck behind a slow driver when I'm already late? mockup

Why do I always get stuck behind a slow driver when I'm already late?

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Quality Control

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"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast." mockup

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

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Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb) mockup

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

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'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?' mockup

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

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Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed' mockup

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

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'It's a slow trap.'

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I can't believe what I see phobia. 'This is your new flying traffic reporter. I think I'm dreaming.'

I can't believe what I see phobia. 'This is your new flying traffic reporter. I think I'm dreaming.' mockup

I can't believe what I see phobia. 'This is your new flying traffic reporter. I think I'm dreaming.'

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'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.' mockup

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

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"I've got to admit I'm not crazy about the freeway."

"I've got to admit I'm not crazy about the freeway." mockup

"I've got to admit I'm not crazy about the freeway."

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See Manhattan . . . By Car!

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Car traffic.

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Companies are looking for alternative transportation

Companies are looking for alternative transportation mockup

Companies are looking for alternative transportation

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Men Working Since 1931

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"This is the worst parade ever."

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"Hurry up please! I think i'm parked in a no-parking zone!"

"Hurry up please! I think i'm parked in a no-parking zone!" mockup

"Hurry up please! I think i'm parked in a no-parking zone!"

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Snail Crossing.

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'I need to work a different shift.' mockup

'I need to work a different shift.'

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'These speed cameras really slow down traffic'

'These speed cameras really slow down traffic' mockup

'These speed cameras really slow down traffic'

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'You were doing the speed limit. I ofund that suspicious.'

'You were doing the speed limit. I ofund that suspicious.' mockup

'You were doing the speed limit. I ofund that suspicious.'

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'I don't mind a medical but I think that's a bit much!

'I don't mind a medical but I think that's a bit much! mockup

'I don't mind a medical but I think that's a bit much!

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Digital Signalling System

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This country is on the road to ruin! mockup

This country is on the road to ruin!

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Road Sign - Next Gap 15 Minutes

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'Not so hard on the braking, Mrs. Buggins!'

'Not so hard on the braking, Mrs. Buggins!' mockup

'Not so hard on the braking, Mrs. Buggins!'

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'All roads may lead to Rome but so does all the road rage.'

'All roads may lead to Rome but so does all the road rage.' mockup

'All roads may lead to Rome but so does all the road rage.'

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Next Train Arrival: You're better off walking

Next Train Arrival: You're better off walking mockup

Next Train Arrival: You're better off walking

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Bus Lane - Fire Lane - Pizza Lane mockup

Bus Lane - Fire Lane - Pizza Lane

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Desert crawler sees cactus holding speed camera.

Desert crawler sees cactus holding speed camera. mockup

Desert crawler sees cactus holding speed camera.

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"Construction. Expect delays Jan 1 - Dec 31."

"Construction. Expect delays Jan 1 - Dec 31." mockup

"Construction. Expect delays Jan 1 - Dec 31."

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Supermarket Jam.

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Traffic Haters Gifts Collection

Traffic Haters Mugs

Explore our collection of humorous traffic hater mugs—perfect for coffee or tea, and making your feelings known one sip at a time.

Traffic Haters Pillows

Bring humor to your living space with traffic-themed pillows—brighten any room with wit and personality.

Traffic Haters Prints

Decorate with prints that capture the humor of traffic frustrations—perfect for comic, modern, or quirky interiors.

Traffic Haters T-Shirts

Discover witty traffic hater t-shirts that turn road rage into runway-ready humor—perfect for casual days and comic relief.