Traffic Debaters Gifts

'After the break...Zebra crossings: safe havens or dangerous deathtraps? We talk to a number of concerned individuals who think that crossings should be abolished.'

Changing Minds

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

"Sorry! Traffic was awful and also I left really late."

Today's Banking Industry: "We're too big to regulate!"

"The people who hate trucks as environmentally destructive traffic obstacles and think that drivers are grubby idiots are waiting for their goods!"

"I've got to admit I'm not crazy about the freeway."

"Are you sure this is in your job description?"

"While we do appreciate your diligence... It's not the store's policy to shoot shoplifters!"

'Come on fellas! I was just kidding about the 'pay their fair share' stuff!'

Wind turbines seen as a blot on the landscape by motorists who don't notice the impact of the motorway.

No Tread on Me

Frogs jump out of boiling water, but linger in gradually heated water.

"This is all Obama's fault! If he hadn't invented the Affordable Care Act, we wouldn't be in this mess..!"

"Wanting traffic to slow down, we don't post pothole warning signs."

"It's totally unfair! I can't vape but you can cook with gas?!"

'You don't need to worry about your records being sold to the highest bidder..they'll bugger it up and sell them off cheap.'

'I need to work a different shift.'

Bidenism: Let's Do 1/2 of a Lot of Good Things

Why do I always get stuck behind a slow driver when I'm already late?

'Billy, I'm not going to argue the semantics of biting. Whether or not you penetrated skin, I'm calling your mother.'

Highway: tourist and resident traps.

How a Bill Becomes Law - Updated

Your negative calorie vitamin water does not cause weight loss. That's false advertising. So you say: House of Java.net Cybercafe. Here's what I say I'm a small American businessman trying to make a living amid brutal economic times only to be rousted from my home by strong-armed federal regulators who hate liberty. Oh stop it. You look like Stalin. Call CNN.

'You know, you've been on the throne for thirty-seven years, and you're still fuzzy on the issues.'

Congestion of the Electric Car

"In my day, if you colluded with anyone, Dad went for his belt."

"Got to make America great again."

Clamping

'More regulation of investment banks is unnecessary government meddling. . .but on the other hand.'

"I don't know about Stop and Frisk, but I'm all for Stop and Sniff."

'I'm sorry, sir, but your insurance policy clearly states we don't cover acts of God.'

"It's been a lot less crowded since they introduced a congestion charge."

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