Transportation Debater Gifts

Where Will the Bike Lanes Go?

Cycling with a harp case

"My tariffs will move the world in a new direction!!"

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

Profits for Big Pharma

"Woo-hoo!"

"I don't know which makes me happier: switching to natural gas to save money or watching the fight about fracking in order to get that gas."

High Tech/Low Tech.

"We went with an open floor plan because it can really facilitate a shared sense of hysteria."

'And remember, lady, down here the toilet seat stays up!'

Donald Rumsfeld

"I have a warrant for the arrest of Sandro Botticelli."

Scarecrow holding a sign 'Genetically modified crop', crow comments "Now that is scary"

"The budget wouldn't stretch to a gastric band."

'The good news is we can still get abortions.'

"I'd offer you a tissue, but I'm afraid your insurance won't cover it."

The Global War Against Global Warming

'I find them ineffective myself.'

Your negative calorie vitamin water does not cause weight loss. That's false advertising. So you say: House of Java.net Cybercafe. Here's what I say I'm a small American businessman trying to make a living amid brutal economic times only to be rousted from my home by strong-armed federal regulators who hate liberty. Oh stop it. You look like Stalin. Call CNN.

'You have a 'can't do anything right disease'.'

'Our high prices have helped lower highway fatalities, but do we get any thanks? No.'

"How do you feel about gender testing, Semenya?"

Public Protection Equipment

"No, you can't have church, unless you would like to assemble in a liquor store, abortion clinic or marijuana dispensary."

'After the break...Zebra crossings: safe havens or dangerous deathtraps? We talk to a number of concerned individuals who think that crossings should be abolished.'

"Wear a mask?! And cede personal autonomy to the arbitrary dictates of the State? I don't think so."

"Why didn't you wear a mask?"

'Many of us feel worthless...unworthy of our position.'

"First Leonard refused to wear a mask and it escalated from there."

Is Horse Medicine Right For You?

"Nato is brain dead!"

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