Transportation Critic Gifts

U.S. Transportation System

Warning: Train travel is a wealth hazard

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'

'Back in 1956 you were the youngest Briton to cover the Hungarian uprising. You are presently writing your memoirs in Sardinia. First question: how do you feel about the sorry state the London Underground is in?'

"I've got to admit I'm not crazy about the freeway."

Metro Sapien.

I Love This Job...Its Just The Commuting I can't Stand.

Wind turbines seen as a blot on the landscape by motorists who don't notice the impact of the motorway.

Great rail disasters: 'Privatisation.'

End of the World 8 Miles, Next Exit 10 Miles.

'I need to work a different shift.'

'I guess it's an improvement over the previous 'do-nothing' policy.'

'It's an app that tells me when metro will get its act together.'

'That tut, tut sound when you park..? It's your husband.'

Rail service excuses: Points failure.

"It's about time the network invested in some new rolling stock."

A madness of motorists

'Passengers without a driver? Sounds like my local rail operator.'

Transport Cafe

Dimly Lit Stations: 'Try a lightbulb.'

Warning! Gas Prices Are Dangerous For Your Blood Pressure!

'Strategic rail authority 10 year plan: buy a ticket, wait for the train.'

"It's been a lot less crowded since they introduced a congestion charge."

Speed Bump

God redesigns the commuter

'No more widening of M25.'

Train Timetable: "If I were you I'd get a car."

Man expressing a dislike for railroads

"I'm 100 per cent satisfied that this is a truly terrible train service."

How's my driving? Text me @555-3124

"Sorry I'm late, train crashed again."

They decided to give up on public transport to get to work and rely on continental drift instead.

'Stand and deliver, you car-driving bastard!'

Econo Air-bag