Infrastructure Critic Gifts

Rail service excuses: Points failure.

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

'No more widening of M25.'

'I guess it's an improvement over the previous 'do-nothing' policy.'

'I guess that's the number of potholes per mile.'

"It's about time the network invested in some new rolling stock."

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Pillaging, formerly Acquisitions Department

'This 'infrastructure' stuff you keep talking about -- does it have anything to do with vegetables?'

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

HUAWEI 5G

"Is it me, or are these potholes getting worse?"

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

"The cost of HS2 was 115 billion, but that was when we started the interview. It's 130 now!"

"So tell me again about the disastrous effects the Biden infrastructure plan will have on the deficit that you're suddenly so concerned about. . ."

Building a better America - Financing by The Bank of China.

Welcome to Elmville "Home of the world's biggest pothole." The mayor sure knows how to make the best of a bad situation!

Third Option

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

"Buildings are falling down, roads are crumbling, fuel supplies are hacker. We break for an ad for drugs that will get you through it."

Town Planning Department

US Infrastructure Deteriorating

'Oh no. The building inspector. He's worse than the Pharaoh.'

Small Government Is Here

"Bad news - the local sewage plant is made of reinforced autoclaved aerated concrete."

They Always Say That

The Mayor Alonzo Q. Furdweiller Pothole. Looks like the mayor and the city council are bickering again.

The Train to Nowhere

HS2 time bomb...

S**t Creek Halt

"We'll cross that bridge when we come to it!"