Infrastructure Critic Gifts

Rail service excuses: Points failure.

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

'No more widening of M25.'

'I guess it's an improvement over the previous 'do-nothing' policy.'

'I guess that's the number of potholes per mile.'

"It's about time the network invested in some new rolling stock."

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Pillaging, formerly Acquisitions Department

'This 'infrastructure' stuff you keep talking about -- does it have anything to do with vegetables?'

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

HUAWEI 5G

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

"Is it me, or are these potholes getting worse?"

"The cost of HS2 was 115 billion, but that was when we started the interview. It's 130 now!"

"So tell me again about the disastrous effects the Biden infrastructure plan will have on the deficit that you're suddenly so concerned about. . ."

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

"Buildings are falling down, roads are crumbling, fuel supplies are hacker. We break for an ad for drugs that will get you through it."

Building a better America - Financing by The Bank of China.

Town Planning Department

US Infrastructure Deteriorating

'Oh no. The building inspector. He's worse than the Pharaoh.'

S**t Creek Halt

HS2 time bomb...

"Bad news - the local sewage plant is made of reinforced autoclaved aerated concrete."

"We'll cross that bridge when we come to it!"

"I think we can agree that the bridge collapsing is not a good thing."

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

Do not pass.

Heavy Traffic.

'It's time they built a bridge for the lemmings' school run.'

No Infrastructure Next 50 Miles