Infrastructure Advocate Gifts

Leading Economic Indicator.

"Huge potholes, unsafe bridges - our infrastructure is falling apart! Debates don't talk about it - where's the answer?"

Deaths on the road

Elections.

Infrastructure and Defense.

Somerset Shambles

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

'This 'infrastructure' stuff you keep talking about -- does it have anything to do with vegetables?'

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

"Neversource"

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

HUAWEI 5G

"Is it me, or are these potholes getting worse?"

Building a better America - Financing by The Bank of China.

"Buildings are falling down, roads are crumbling, fuel supplies are hacker. We break for an ad for drugs that will get you through it."

"I don't know if they do or not. . . I've never opened it."

'When you've a minute could you design a new health infrastructure for the area with budget forecasts staffing requirements and job descriptions...tomorrow will do.'

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

Third Option

'They never let you forget that your intellectual property belongs to them.'

US Infrastructure Deteriorating

"Not in my name!"

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

Moses comes down the mountain with the first silicon chip.

HS2 time bomb...

Biotechnology in agriculture

"The biggest downside of funding IT startups... is being called 'dude'!"

"We always encourage freethinking, as long as it stays within established boundaries."

No Infrastructure Next 50 Miles

Do not pass.