Transport Troublemaker Gifts

'Parking's a bit of a problem...'

Late BroomStick

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

Replacement Bus Spotters.

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Injured backpacker.

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

The Epsom Derby - Omnibus in Motion

"The cost of HS2 was 115 billion, but that was when we started the interview. It's 130 now!"

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

'Great! Now we're getting pulled over! I TOLD you that was a lint trap back there, but did you listen? Noooo!'

Attention: Speed Troughs

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

Auto-Pilot.

A Cumulonim-bus

'I don't like to question your map reading dear, but could you have another look at the last left turn?'

'Here comes the 64 bit local bus.'

Oar-tobahn.

'A feasibility study has been ordered into a High Speed Submarine link between London and Birmingham.'

'Never mind the three-point turn, just get us out of this damned tube tunnel!'

The Last of the Passenger Pigeons

"Get another cab, Dad. This one is creepin' me out."

'Most of all, I want a long-term highway bill.'

"What kind of mileage do you get?"

Alien Ride Shares

Theme Park 'n' Ride

Self Driving Cars! - They have a mind of their own!

"Interesting concept. Have you thought about using fossil fuels?"

'Boy, I feel sorry for those poor chumps who have to run to catch the train every day!'

Parking with Flying Carpets

'Today man can do anything that birds can do.'

Potential passenger being fought over by rival bus conductors

"The last one to The Four Seasons picks up the check."

'We have other ways to deal with people who can't pay the toll, Franklin.'