Transport Troubles Aficionado Gifts

'Please don't be someone I know,,,'

Replacement Bus Spotters.

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Run from the hills!

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

Planes, Trains, Automobiles, Zeppelins.

S**t Creek Halt

Articulated taxicab serving two hotels.

How do fish get to work?

Hackney-Coach Stands

This was one way to get to the Fringe festival!

"How much if I pedal?"

Railway Map of England (A Prophecy)

One Man and Two Trucks

'Most of all, I want a long-term highway bill.'

'Can I hop in, since I was on your team?'

'What did I tell you? - It's time to invent traffic laws.'

The happy union of rail and trucking.

London underground talks continued

'Is this the narrow gauge track or a standard gauge track?'

'We have other ways to deal with people who can't pay the toll, Franklin.'

A horse driving a sports car tows an Amish buggy.

Trainspotters.

"So that's unanimous Gentlemen. Seatbelts fitted on all our trains"

"Wanting traffic to slow down, we don't post pothole warning signs."

'You'd never make it as a train driver - how about replacement bus service driver?''

"We're going to have to do something about the suspension on this thing!"

"I was caught by the speed trap several times, then they took away my licence because I was drunk and crashed into five police cars. That was the end of my truck driver career. Luckily I found a new job!"

'Where has he been so long?'

Two school buses are parked beside one another; one reads "De Facto" while the other reads "De Jure".

'Just what we need - mass transit.'

Hot Lasagna Transport

Clowns carry out railway line maintenance.

'You're trying to hail a taxi?... Are you insane? You'll never get one at this time of day!'

Family using a mobile stairway to enter their SUV