Transport Troubles Aficionado Mugs

'Please don't be someone I know,,,'

Replacement Bus Spotters.

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

Run from the hills!

Planes, Trains, Automobiles, Zeppelins.

S**t Creek Halt

They Always Say That

Articulated taxicab serving two hotels.

How do fish get to work?

This was one way to get to the Fringe festival!

Hackney-Coach Stands

"How much if I pedal?"

Railway Map of England (A Prophecy)

One Man and Two Trucks

'Most of all, I want a long-term highway bill.'

'Can I hop in, since I was on your team?'

'What did I tell you? - It's time to invent traffic laws.'

The happy union of rail and trucking.

"I was caught by the speed trap several times, then they took away my licence because I was drunk and crashed into five police cars. That was the end of my truck driver career. Luckily I found a new job!"

London underground talks continued

"We're going to have to do something about the suspension on this thing!"

"So that's unanimous Gentlemen. Seatbelts fitted on all our trains"

"Wanting traffic to slow down, we don't post pothole warning signs."

Trainspotters.

A horse driving a sports car tows an Amish buggy.

'Is this the narrow gauge track or a standard gauge track?'

'We have other ways to deal with people who can't pay the toll, Franklin.'

'You'd never make it as a train driver - how about replacement bus service driver?''

'Where has he been so long?'

Two school buses are parked beside one another; one reads "De Facto" while the other reads "De Jure".

'Just what we need - mass transit.'

'The only reason I bring my bike on the train is to get a seat!'

'The HS2 line is going to bring in a lot of work...'

Clowns carry out railway line maintenance.