'Are you back or front seat driving?'
Driving Critic Gifts
If you're shopping for someone who loves to critique every turn and joke about their driving adventures, our collection offers playful and witty products that capture their passion for the road. From funny t-shirts to humorous mugs, these items make great additions to any driving enthusiast’s collection. Show the driving critic you care with a thoughtful gift that combines humor and personality, perfect for sparking smiles and conversations.
Speed Bump
'That tut, tut sound when you park..? It's your husband.'
'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'
Man helping a mini learner driver
"Oh look, that police car is chasing someone! Let me get out of his way. Hmm...he's still behind me. Let me move... That's odd....he's still behind me. I'll move over another lane."
I love my motor.
"...and you've got private use of it, so long as you don't exceed 10,000 mile per annum.'
"You can turn your blinker off now, Senator."
Stone Age Driving Test
"I won't go near one of those driver-less things until they iron out the bugs."
"I failed driver's ed....Apparently there's like this rule about rear-ending a police car!"
Student tower pulling along a student driver.
I don't brake for tail gators.
'I need to work a different shift.'
'I had to go that fast in order to keep that nut from passing me!'
"Aside from the foot, do you think my parking's getting better?"
"You're very courteous for a hog"
"And now I'd like you to eat a chicken and mayonnaise sandwich shile answering your mobile."
'It's green, you color-blind, flea-bitten bonehead! Where'd you learn to drive?'
'How was my emergency stop?'
For Those Who Don't Feel That Driving School Is Quite Enough, There's...Driver's University
'We'd like to take it for a test drive.'
"Today we're learning how to simultaneously drive and talk on the cell phone!"
'I want some lessons in back seat driving.'
" I won't ask how your first lesson went."
"The Motor Vehicle Department had some concerns for my safety."
"Engineers have actually found a way to fuel this car with the dignity you lose as you're driving it."
"Could we try parking again please, Mr. Zog?"
"I want you to stop giving my son homework."
Back seat race car drivers.
Insensitive driving school - 'That was crap.'
"So, it wasn't a typo then?!"
Section 21, Paragraph B: When two or more vehicles come to a stop simultaneously, the most expansive vehicle enjoys the right of way.
Car on exit ramp crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.
Driving Critic Gifts Collection
Driving Critic Mugs
Discover more fun and witty mugs designed for the driving critic in your life. Perfect for every coffee lover with a sense of humor about their driving skills.
Driving Critic Pillows
Find playful pillows that add personality and a laugh to any driving enthusiast's home or car decor.
Driving Critic Prints
Explore wall art and prints that celebrate the joys and quirks of driving with witty designs your critic will love.
Driving Critic T-Shirts
Browse our collection of humorous t-shirts that let the driving critic express their passion and sense of humor on the road.