Defensive Driving Critic Gifts

Searching for a unique gift for the defensive driving critic? Our collection features clever and amusing products that highlight their passion for careful driving. Perfect for those who take safety seriously but enjoy a good laugh. Whether it's for a birthday, a joke, or just because, these items bring humor and personality to their interest in road safety.

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'I'm not a bad driver, they're bad pedestrians.'

'I'm not a bad driver, they're bad pedestrians.' mockup

'I'm not a bad driver, they're bad pedestrians.'

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'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.' mockup

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

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"Here's the weak point."

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"Today U.S. Defense Industry stocks rose on news Dick Cheney endorsed Donald Trump."

"Today U.S. Defense Industry stocks rose on news Dick Cheney endorsed Donald Trump." mockup

"Today U.S. Defense Industry stocks rose on news Dick Cheney endorsed Donald Trump."

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Safe driver.

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Defensive EU

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"I've only had eighteen pints and can drive perfectly well osifer...why don't you go and arrest some real criminals?!"

"I've only had eighteen pints and can drive perfectly well osifer...why don't you go and arrest some real criminals?!" mockup

"I've only had eighteen pints and can drive perfectly well osifer...why don't you go and arrest some real criminals?!"

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"Looks like we've taken care of the enemy and pretty much everything else."

"Looks like we've taken care of the enemy and pretty much everything else." mockup

"Looks like we've taken care of the enemy and pretty much everything else."

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'With all the cars being stolen these days, I went out and bought the strongest security system I could afford.'

'With all the cars being stolen these days, I went out and bought the strongest security system I could afford.' mockup

'With all the cars being stolen these days, I went out and bought the strongest security system I could afford.'

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How was my emergency stop?

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'That tut, tut sound when you park..? It's your husband.'

'That tut, tut sound when you park..? It's your husband.' mockup

'That tut, tut sound when you park..? It's your husband.'

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"And remember, always keep two chevrons apart."

"And remember, always keep two chevrons apart." mockup

"And remember, always keep two chevrons apart."

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No child onboard. Don't drive carefully.

No child onboard. Don't drive carefully. mockup

No child onboard. Don't drive carefully.

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'Would it matter if I was on the phone reminding my daughter not to drive while talking on the phone?'

'Would it matter if I was on the phone reminding my daughter not to drive while talking on the phone?' mockup

'Would it matter if I was on the phone reminding my daughter not to drive while talking on the phone?'

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"Any drugs or alcohol?"

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"I don't care about the test. Put the bloody breaks on!"

"I don't care about the test. Put the bloody breaks on!" mockup

"I don't care about the test. Put the bloody breaks on!"

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Seat belts - The giving of life.

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Geezer crossing.

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"No, Mr. Smith. You can't go and wheel spin outside Edna's chip shop."

"No, Mr. Smith. You can't go and wheel spin outside Edna's chip shop." mockup

"No, Mr. Smith. You can't go and wheel spin outside Edna's chip shop."

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I'm the Bluebird of Happy Motoring. If you must drink, don't drive!

I'm the Bluebird of Happy Motoring. If you must drink, don't drive! mockup

I'm the Bluebird of Happy Motoring. If you must drink, don't drive!

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Motorists see sign: You are now approaching the world's first automated highway(Last chance for a fit of road rage for 150 miles).

Motorists see sign: You are now approaching the world's first automated highway(Last chance for a fit of road rage for 150 miles). mockup

Motorists see sign: You are now approaching the world's first automated highway(Last chance for a fit of road rage for 150 miles).

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Car sign reads: 'How's my wife's driving?'

Car sign reads: 'How's my wife's driving?' mockup

Car sign reads: 'How's my wife's driving?'

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Speed Bump

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"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?" mockup

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

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'Hey, you just cut me off!'

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'Henry's afraid of Sunday drivers.' mockup

'Henry's afraid of Sunday drivers.'

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Driver sees 'Yield' road sign as tank is on road in which car merges.

Driver sees 'Yield' road sign as tank is on road in which car merges. mockup

Driver sees 'Yield' road sign as tank is on road in which car merges.

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'I text while I drive because it keeps me from speeding.'

'I text while I drive because it keeps me from speeding.' mockup

'I text while I drive because it keeps me from speeding.'

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'I certainly don't get tailgated anymore!'

'I certainly don't get tailgated anymore!' mockup

'I certainly don't get tailgated anymore!'

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"By the way...what is the minimum stoppping distance at 60 MPH?"

"By the way...what is the minimum stoppping distance at 60 MPH?" mockup

"By the way...what is the minimum stoppping distance at 60 MPH?"

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Billy strip: driving slowly.

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"Frequently rude drivers ahead."

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What women believe vs. what men believe.

What women believe vs. what men believe. mockup

What women believe vs. what men believe.

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"Glasses? Oh heavens no - just get super obnoxious LED lights and drive with your brights on."

"Glasses? Oh heavens no - just get super obnoxious LED lights and drive with your brights on." mockup

"Glasses? Oh heavens no - just get super obnoxious LED lights and drive with your brights on."

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Defensive Driving Critic Gifts Collection

Defensive Driving Critic Mugs

Not just for coffee! Discover more humorous mugs that celebrate the defensive driving critic's passion for safe driving—perfect for any beverage.

Defensive Driving Critic Pillows

Add a touch of humor to their home decor with our playful pillows, featuring funny slogans about defensive driving—comfortable and charming!

Defensive Driving Critic Prints

Brighten their walls with witty prints about defensive driving. Find artwork that combines humor and safety in a stylish way.

Defensive Driving Critic T-Shirts

Express their love for safe driving with clever and funny t-shirts. Browse our collection to find the perfect humorous apparel for the defensive driving enthusiast.