Defensive Driving Advocate Gifts

'Directions? You just wanted directions?'

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

Justice 4 Ron

"Slide, Howie!!! Slide!"

Knights Wing Mirrors.

Safe driver.

"Why'd the chicken cross the road?"

'I know a lot of you have been sharing your opinions regarding health care and I just wanted to remind you, stay out of the road!'

How Am I Driving?

'I'll be the designated driver - you be the designated texter.'

"Darling, I'll drive tonight so that you can have a drink..."

'No zebras as yet. . .but we have had two school kids and a lollipop lady!'

"The soft, flexible, extendible bumper gently nudges the cyclist safely out of harm's way."

"It's O.K., I've got his car keys."

'See? If Mommy had been wearing her seatbelt that wouldn't have happened.'

'With all the cars being stolen these days, I went out and bought the strongest security system I could afford.'

'Quick, turn the siren on!'

How was my emergency stop?

"Pull over and check your phone" "Once more for good luck" "Maybe just another teensy look"

Nerds night out: 'Dibs on Designated Driver.'

'Remember...No hexing and driving!'

The Red Cat: Lights/Red Cat Humour/Rhyme.

Watch Out Hedgehogs

"I hate to disappoint you son, but those giant craters you see isn't the moon, it's our street."

'Stop complaining. We can't afford a car with airbags.'

No child onboard. Don't drive carefully.

'Would it matter if I was on the phone reminding my daughter not to drive while talking on the phone?'

Why the Chicken Crossed the Road.

"Why can't I park here ?"

"I don't care about the test. Put the bloody breaks on!"

"Any drugs or alcohol?"

Speed laws enforced by endangered tortoises on the road.

"Don't expect cars to stop on a dime just because you do."

"I don't care how it works where you come from....on this planet, the designated driver is the one who 'doesn't' drive!"

Warning- Giants!