Defensive Driving Advocate Gifts

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

Justice 4 Ron

"Slide, Howie!!! Slide!"

Knights Wing Mirrors.

"Why'd the chicken cross the road?"

'I know a lot of you have been sharing your opinions regarding health care and I just wanted to remind you, stay out of the road!'

Safe driver.

"Darling, I'll drive tonight so that you can have a drink..."

How Am I Driving?

'I'll be the designated driver - you be the designated texter.'

'No zebras as yet. . .but we have had two school kids and a lollipop lady!'

"The soft, flexible, extendible bumper gently nudges the cyclist safely out of harm's way."

"It's O.K., I've got his car keys."

'See? If Mommy had been wearing her seatbelt that wouldn't have happened.'

'With all the cars being stolen these days, I went out and bought the strongest security system I could afford.'

'Quick, turn the siren on!'

How was my emergency stop?

"Pull over and check your phone" "Once more for good luck" "Maybe just another teensy look"

"I hate to disappoint you son, but those giant craters you see isn't the moon, it's our street."

'Remember...No hexing and driving!'

Nerds night out: 'Dibs on Designated Driver.'

The Red Cat: Lights/Red Cat Humour/Rhyme.

Watch Out Hedgehogs

'Stop complaining. We can't afford a car with airbags.'

'Would it matter if I was on the phone reminding my daughter not to drive while talking on the phone?'

No child onboard. Don't drive carefully.

"I don't care about the test. Put the bloody breaks on!"

Ten minutes later, the rescue helicopter landed...

"Don't expect cars to stop on a dime just because you do."

"Why can't I park here ?"

"Any drugs or alcohol?"

Warning- Giants!

"I don't care how it works where you come from....on this planet, the designated driver is the one who 'doesn't' drive!"

Speed laws enforced by endangered tortoises on the road.