Congestion Critic Gifts

A madness of motorists

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

But does he dust anything at our home? Noooo

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

"This is a big seller, and we get them cheap...from China."

Invade/Fail/Deny

SF NO

Militant Pacifists

Town Planning Department

'Oh no. The building inspector. He's worse than the Pharaoh.'

"We'll always hate Paris."

Teacher giving marks out of ten to builder repairing wall in school.

"Their entire planet is coated in things called doodads, tchotchkes, trinkets, knick-knacks, bric-a-brac, and clutter."

'Your childhood treehouse is where we will begin therapy....'

'Back in 1956 you were the youngest Briton to cover the Hungarian uprising. You are presently writing your memoirs in Sardinia. First question: how do you feel about the sorry state the London Underground is in?'

'Corporations' studying a city for its 'pros' and 'cons'

Metro Sapien.

I Love This Job...Its Just The Commuting I can't Stand.

'Well, what office doesn't have a little mess.'

Maybe We'll Invade Another Oil-Rich Politically Dysfunctional Sort of Socialist Country. What Could Go Wrong?

Gentrification vs Manchester...

'I hate bird watching in the city.'

'We're going to need more money just to complete the model.'

Wind turbines seen as a blot on the landscape by motorists who don't notice the impact of the motorway.

Men Working Since 1931

Road Construction Blues.

'I thought of becoming a doctor, but you have to wash your hands all the time . . .'

End of the World 8 Miles, Next Exit 10 Miles.

"Sometimes, on a clear day, you can actually see a tree..!"

'I need to work a different shift.'

'It's an app that tells me when metro will get its act together.'

Infectious Diseases Lab. I don't care how you collected bugs as kids. We don't poke holes in the containers here.

'It's that plan to re-introduce wildlife into their original territory.'