Clutter Critic Gifts

"Push it a little more to the right. A little more. Right there. Perfect."

The horn of stuff

'Well, what office doesn't have a little mess.'

"New Scotland Yard."

Rage.

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

"There, all neat and tidy!"

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

But does he dust anything at our home? Noooo

The day Bob finally understood radiation of species.

Bob’s Museum

College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

'I agree. You should definitely increase your refresh rate!'

'Hows it coming?'

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

A catch-all is born.

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

'I leave it this way, because leaving it this way is a labor-saving device.'

"I guess breakable things need to be more careful around me."

"Of course we don't mind you working from home - we'd just rather it was from your own home, Mr Webb."

"I'm running a loose ship."

"Their entire planet is coated in things called doodads, tchotchkes, trinkets, knick-knacks, bric-a-brac, and clutter."

"Who put back an empty jar of formaldehyde?"

'Nice decorating. I like the clothes and toys everywhere...and the half eaten sandwich really ties it all together!'

"One checker, two packs of cigarettes, two screws, one teapot bird, one piece of coal, three lighters, one Christmas light, one clove of garlic, four boxes of matches, two books, three pieces of broken dish, eggshells, one saltshaker peg, one pen, one cre

Man reading magazine: 'International Procrastinator.'

Martha Stewart at Home.

'Never, Ever...open the glove compartment in your car.'

"But this way I know where everything is."