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The horn of stuff

'Well, what office doesn't have a little mess.'

"New Scotland Yard."

Rage.

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

The day Bob finally understood radiation of species.

Bob’s Museum

College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

'I agree. You should definitely increase your refresh rate!'

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

'Hows it coming?'

A catch-all is born.

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

'I leave it this way, because leaving it this way is a labor-saving device.'

"I guess breakable things need to be more careful around me."

"Their entire planet is coated in things called doodads, tchotchkes, trinkets, knick-knacks, bric-a-brac, and clutter."

"I'm running a loose ship."

"Who put back an empty jar of formaldehyde?"

'Nice decorating. I like the clothes and toys everywhere...and the half eaten sandwich really ties it all together!'

"I've been thinking it over, Tom, and I've concluded that there's no room in this family for two people."

Man reading magazine: 'International Procrastinator.'

'Never, Ever...open the glove compartment in your car.'

"But this way I know where everything is."

"One checker, two packs of cigarettes, two screws, one teapot bird, one piece of coal, three lighters, one Christmas light, one clove of garlic, four boxes of matches, two books, three pieces of broken dish, eggshells, one saltshaker peg, one pen, one cre

'Cleaning goes against entropy and the natural order.'

'I thought of becoming a doctor, but you have to wash your hands all the time . . .'

'Oh, I know I get an allowance for cleaning up my room, but I'm on vacation this week.'